Need a Back Scratcher

elk-itchyReally, I’m not complaining. I understand that many of us get an itch once in awhile. On the other hand, it seems that some of you have an unfair advantage in dealing with your itches. Some of you can stand on two legs and rub your back on a tree. That’s sounds so good to me. And, don’t get me started on those who have hands to pick up a tool to reach the itch on your back. What an amazing advantage! Like I said though, I’m not complaining. Could one of you design a back scratcher just for me?